Bottle O
Only one more shift left at the supermarket! And my god am I over fruit and vegetables. I'm trading them In for alcohol; my first shift at BWS (the liquor store) is in 2 sleeps and I can't wait. Significant payrise is welcome too ;)
Here's a joke since I'm such a funny fella :P
There is a blonde, a brunette and red head, they hear about this mirror in the girls’ bathroom at this restaurant that grants wishes. You get one wish, but only if you tell the truth, or you go to hell. So the brunette walks in and says, "I think I am the richest girl, in the world" *poof* she disappears, so the red head tries, she says, "I think I